Your body is telling you something. Are you listening?
That nagging shoulder pain during your workout.
The knee that aches after your runs.
The back tension from long training sessions or desk work.
Hi I’m Mike and I work at Funktion Acupuncture…
These aren't just inconveniences—they're your body asking for help. Acupuncture retrains your body to heal itself, moving you from relief to lasting results to peak performance.
Every person's pattern is different—let's figure out yours.
Every athlete's recovery follows its own unique path—but most people get stuck chasing quick fixes instead of real healing.
The Path to Wellness
A lot of other practitioners just treat symptoms. I treat athletes through a complete system that addresses not just what hurts today, but what keeps you performing at your best tomorrow.
Here's how it works:
Stage 1: Relieve
Target your symptoms to bring relief
Your body is sending pain signals for a reason. In Stage 1, we address what's bothering you most while beginning to identify the root patterns causing your discomfort. This isn't about masking symptoms—it's about starting the retraining process.
What to expect: 15-40% improvement as your body begins to remember how to heal itself.
Stage 2: Restore
Address root cause for long-term results
Now we dive deeper. With your symptoms manageable, we can address the underlying biomechanical and energetic patterns that created the problem in the first place. Your body starts building new, healthier movement patterns.
What to expect: 75-100% improvement as your body restores its natural function.
Stage 3: Elevate
Maintenance & tune-ups to prolong health
You're back to full function—now let's keep you there. Stage 3 focuses on performance optimization and injury prevention. Like an elite athlete's maintenance program, regular tune-ups keep your body operating at peak efficiency.
What to expect: Maintain and maximize your health and athletic performance.
Why This Approach Works for Athletes
Most treatment stops at Stage 1 - temporary relief that doesn't address why the injury happened in the first place. Athletes need more. You need a system that gets you back stronger than before, with the confidence that your body can handle what you demand from it.
The difference: Instead of just treating your knee pain, we retrain the movement patterns that caused it. Instead of just relieving your shoulder tension, we address the postural habits and stress patterns that keep recreating it.
So Where Are You Right Now?
You probably recognize yourself in one of these stages. Every athlete starts somewhere different. In your free consultation, we'll assess exactly where you're starting and create your personalized path forward.
Athletes Who've Made the Journey
Don't just take my word for it. Here's what athletes are saying about their experience going through the 3 stages of care:







Why Start with a Complimentary Consultation?
Every athlete's situation is different. Before we dive into treatment, let's make sure acupuncture is the right fit for your specific goals and challenges.
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We Listen to Your Story
Tell me about your injury, your goals, and what you've already tried. Whether you're dealing with chronic pain or looking to optimize performance, I want to understand exactly where you're starting from.
Quick Assessment
I'll do a brief physical assessment to identify movement patterns and areas of concern. No needles during the consultation—just observation and gentle testing to understand what's going on.
Create Your Game Plan
Based on what I learn, I'll explain which stage of care you're in and outline a personalized treatment approach. You'll know exactly what to expect and how acupuncture can help your specific situation.
Answer All Your Questions
Nervous about needles? Wondering how acupuncture actually works? Curious about timeline and costs? This is your time to get all the answers you need to feel confident moving forward.
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Simple: I want to make sure we're a good fit before you invest in treatment. Not every athlete needs acupuncture, and not every case is right for my approach. The consultation helps both of us determine if this is the path that will get you the results you're looking for.
No pressure, no sales pitch—just honest assessment and education.
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Clear understanding of what's causing your pain or limiting your performance
Specific treatment plan tailored to your sport and goals
Realistic timeline for seeing results
Confidence that you're making the right choice for your body
Even if we determine acupuncture isn't the best option for you right now, you'll leave with valuable insights about your condition and alternative approaches to consider.
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The consultation takes place at Funktion Acupuncture in Kearny Mesa, where I have access to state-of-the-art facilities and can provide the most comprehensive assessment possible.
An Athlete Helping Athletes
Hi, I'm Mike Cohen. I've been where you are—sidelined by injury and frustrated by limited progress.
After tearing my ACL, LCL, and suffering a bucket handle meniscus tear, I couldn't run more than a mile without experiencing pain. Surgery and months of PT weren't enough.
Then I discovered acupuncture. Three months of treatment changed everything—the following year, I ran four full marathons with zero knee pain. That transformation shaped my life's mission.
Today, I'm trusted by:
Olympic qualifying runners and triathletes
Professional soccer players (San Diego Wave & Washington Spirit)
Hundreds of San Diego athletes who've gotten back to their best
Trained by the legends:
Matt Callison & Ian Armstrong (Sports Medicine Acupuncture Certification program founder and lead instructor)
Whitfield Reaves (the godfather of sports medicine acupuncture practicing and teaching sports medicine acupuncture for the past 40 years)
Jenny Neiters (SF 49ers team acupuncturist)
I continue pushing my own limits through long-distance running (14 marathons completed), dedicated yoga practice, and training for triathlons. This isn't just my profession—it's my lifestyle.
My mission is simple: Get you back to doing what you love, stronger and more resilient than before.
Ready to Get Started?
Your body has been trying to tell you something. You've learned about the 3 stages of care, heard from athletes who've made the journey, and understand my approach. Now it's time to take the next step.
Join hundreds of satisfied patients:
Book Your Free 20-Minute Consultation
No commitment, no pressure—just an honest assessment of how acupuncture can help your specific situation.
Located at Funktion Acupuncture
7898 Ostrow Street, Suite A-B
San Diego, CA 92111
(Look for the sign that says Resistance)
Booking Information
Online: Funktion Acupuncture
Questions? Email: mike@funktionacu.com
What to Expect
Free 20-minute consultation
Comfortable, professional environment
State-of-the-art sports medicine facility
Easy parking and accessible location
Your comeback story starts with a single step. Let's take it together.
Book Your Consultation Today
Ready to feel like an athlete again? Your body has been asking for help—let's give it exactly what it needs.
Frequently Asked Questions
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The majority of patients will experience improvement the very first time they come in.
Acupuncture is a very personal medicine. How many treatments you need is determined by the severity of your condition and how long you have been experiencing the condition. How I like to describe acupuncture is it is like going to the gym. If you go once you'll feel good but if you don't go back you won't build on the benefits of your previous treatments.
Generally speaking, I like to tell my patients that everyone is different and that how they progress through the stages of care is dependent on many variables. Seeing how you respond after the first few treatments will give us a better gauge of evaluating how things may go.
During your free consultation, I'll assess your specific situation and give you a realistic timeline based on your individual needs.
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Not at all. Acupuncture needles are as thin as a hair—ten times thinner than needles used to draw blood. You might feel a brief tap when the needle goes in, followed by a warming, tingling, or slight numbness sensation.
Most athletes actually find it relaxing. Over 75% of my patients fall asleep during treatment, and many say it's the most relaxed they've felt in months.
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There are no side effects from acupuncture. In fact in China patients will go to acupuncture everyday until they get better. On occasion, a needle may cause slight bruising.
What you WILL likely experience: better sleep, reduced stress, improved recovery, and of course, less pain. Many athletes report feeling more mentally focused after treatments too.
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Acupuncture stimulates your body's natural healing processes by improving blood flow, releasing hormones and antibodies, and activating your nervous system. For athletes, this means:
Faster recovery from training and competition
Reduced muscle tension and inflammation
Better pain management without medications
Improved sleep and stress management
Enhanced mental focus and performance
I also integrate motor points, trigger points, and electrical stimulation specifically for sports injuries.
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I don't accept insurance directly, but I gladly accept Health Savings Account (HSA) and Flexible Spending Account (FSA) cards. Many athletes find this actually works better since there are no insurance restrictions on treatment frequency or duration.
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Absolutely. All needles are individually packaged, single-use, and disposed of as medical waste. There's no medicine on the needles—the healing comes from your body's natural response to the acupuncture stimulation.
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Wear comfortable, loose-fitting clothes—shorts and a t-shirt or tank top work perfectly. This gives me access to the areas I need to treat while keeping you comfortable throughout the session.
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As an athlete myself (14 marathons completed, currently training for triathlons), I understand the demands you place on your body. I've trained under the top sports medicine acupuncturists in the field and integrate both Eastern and Western approaches.
Most importantly, I don't just treat symptoms—I work with you through all 3 stages of care to get you back stronger than before and keep you there.